DOGGOS SAY DOWN WITH SUITCASES!

IT TRUE THAT SUMMER VERY FUN AND AMAZING, EXCEPT FOR ONE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE THING: VACATION! THIS PERIOD OF TIME WHEN OWNERS GO SOMEWHERE SUNNY AND RELAXING AND LEAVE FURBABY FRIENDS BEHIND – AND THE HUMAN BEANS LOVE IT! YES, VERY CONFUSING HOW IT POSSIBLE TO BE HAPPY DOING ANYTHING WHEN MUCH LOVED PETS ARE NOT INVOLVED, BUT STRANGE SKIN CREATURES SOMEHOW MANAGE IT.

BUT VERY SMART DOGGO PABLO FIND GREAT WAY TO SABOTAGE EVIL TRIPS: BY USING SUITCASE! IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOU DO WITH SUITCASE – HIDE IT IN DIRT PILE, TAKE CASUAL NAP IN IT, OR SNEAKILY GO POTTY IN IT – ANYTHING WILL DO AS LONG AS SILLY BAG HIDDEN OR DESTROYED!

WITHOUT SUITCASE OWNERS ARE POWERLESS TO GO ANYWHERE AND MUST SPEND TIME CUDDLING WITH AND GIVING TREATS TO WE PETS INSTEAD, AS DOG INTENDED THEM TO DO.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING SUCH INGENIOUS PLOT, PABLO! PROFESSOR DOG OFF TO CHEW ON NAUGHTY SUITCASES RIGHT NOW. DOWN WITH VACATIONS, FRIENDS!

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