PROFESSOR DOG HOT ON EASTER BUNNY’S TRAIL!

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IS THIS REAL EASTER BUNNY? (Via @respectforrabbits on Instagram.)

HELLO WAGGLERS, YOUR FRIEND PROFESSOR DOG HERE ONCE AGAIN TO DO AMAZING REPORTING! TODAY I TALK ABOUT SNEAKIEST OF RABBITS: EASTER BUNNY!

ONLY FEW FURBABIES HAVE EVER SEEN EASTER BUNNY (RUMOR HAS IT HE HIDES WITH SANTA PAWS IN OFF SEASON) BUT I DETERMINED TO FINALLY MEET MAGIC RABBIT.

THIS PROFESSOR DOG’S PLAN THAT I COME UP WITH AFTER MUCH SCHOLARLY THINKING (BECAUSE I PROFESSOR REMEMBER?). IT VERY COMPLEX SO TRY TO FOLLOW ALONG. FIRST I LEAVE OUT BUCKET OF CARROTS NIGHT BEFORE EASTER. THEN I STAY UP AND WAIT FOR EASTER BUNNY TO HOP INTO MY DOGHOUSE AND EAT CARROTS. THEN I JUMP OUT AND BARK “I CAUGHT YOU!” AT EASTER BUNNY. THAT END OF PLAN.

THIS GENIUS IDEA AND I VERY EXCITED TO CATCH GIANT BUNNY WHO BRING EGGS TO NICE HUMAN BEANS. IF YOU SEE EASTER BUNNY BEFORE SUNDAY PLEASE DO NOT REVEAL PROFESSOR DOG’S PLANS. HAPPY EASTER FRIENDS!

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