SPECIAL REPORT: SUMMER (AND ICE CREAM) ALMOST HERE!

WOOF WOOF FRIENDS – THAT MEAN “HELLO” IN DOGLISH. IT AMAZING REPORTER PROFESSOR DOG HERE TO MAKE EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT: SUMMER JUST AROUND CORNER!!!! (PROFESSOR DOG NOTE: “AROUND CORNER” JUST FIGURE OF SPEECH. ONLY THING ACTUALLY AROUND CORNER JUST A NICE WALL TO PEE ON.)

IT TRUE THAT WINTER VERY FUN, FULL OF SNOW AND SNUGGLY BLANKETS, BUT THERE NOTHING NICER THAN SITTING UNDER SUN ON LONG SUMMER DAY WHILE SNEAKING OCCASIONAL LICK OF HUMAN BEAN’S ICE CREAM CONE! I DROOLING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

OF COURSE THERE OTHER FUN THINGS TO DO IN SUMMER, LIKE RUN THROUGH SANDCASTLES, SPLASH IN GIANT SWIMMING POOL, AND WAIT NEAR BARBECUE FOR HAMBURGER TO DROP, BUT ICE CREAM BEST PART. VANILLA OR STRAWBERRY FLAVORED (NEVER CHOCOLATE – YUCK). SORRY, STILL DROOLING.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO IN SUMMER? TELL PROFESSOR DOG IN COMMENTS BELOW (AND IF IT INVOLVE ICE CREAM, PLEASE SHARE IMMEDIATELY). SEE YOU NEXT TIME FRIENDS!

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